Here's to Laziness

One.  I cannot put my washed sheets back onto my 

bed.  They sit in a pile next to it while I use regular blankets. The 

last time this happened, I was sheetless for a couple of weeks.

Two.  I will not get up in the middle of the
 night to get another blanket if I am cold.  I make myself
suffer throughout the night because I pretend to
believe I will be colder if I get out of bed.

Three.  If I am looking for food to eat, I choose 

the easiest option available.  I omit cheese or other toppings, 

sometimes even resorting to stove top stuffing.